Look, Charlie, let’s face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big eastern syndicate, you know.

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Soundtrack via https://soundcloud.com/xmasmash/dj-john-the-christmas-massacre

• DJ John – The Christmas Massacre Of Charlie Brown (MP3) 

 

 

“There’s only one way to handle a man like you …”